Had an interesting dinner with some awesome folks recently. Some funny things I heard during this most awesome dinner:
"My tongue...there's breath on my tongue."
"I always check for raccoons in my backseat when I get in my car. Like it's a serial raccoon or something and hiding in the back seat."
"Oh, you've been married three times. That's nice, that's nice. Hey, who are we to say anything about your hobbies?"
These folks rock. Simple as that.